A Friendship Hundredaire

From Texasmonthly.com

Antonyms - December 2008

1. The opposite of "naked" is "tuxedo".
   
2. The opposite of "Thanksgiving" is "August 5".
   
3. The opposite of "almond" is "lint".
   
4. The opposite of "diaper" is "Crabtree & Evelyn".
   
5. The opposite of "penultimate" is "Frisbee golf".
   
6. The opposite of "flip-flops" is "bone mittens".
   
7. The opposite of Alfred Nobel is Jimmie Walker.
8. The opposite of "juice bar" is "car wash".
   
9. The opposite of "septic tank" is "cinnamon".
10. The opposite of "Facebook" is "Buttdaguerreotype".