Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Spoetry - Drink, Drank, Drunk

Each line was the title (with original spelling) of a spam email.
Arrangement, (some) punctuation and poem title by TJ Shroat.

Drink, Drank, Drunk
Let's organize a party...
...a Disco party for insiders.
A lot of disco+ c'mon!
Beer?
Britain trying to change its alcoohl culture,
We visit bar today.
Look at this paradox.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Spoetry - Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat

Each line was the title (with original spelling) of a spam email.
Arrangement, (some) punctuation and poem title by TJ Shroat.

Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat

You're our 199 member!
I dont want you to miss it.
Desire to be better, to become a reality.
Turn from sparrow to eagle rubadub soundness zoological.
Overanxiety turn from sparrow to eagle bicuspid.
Unmatched proposal.
Far and few, far and few,
We sell this advice to everyone new.
I dare you now.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Spoetry - Beating Around the Bush

Each line was the title (with original spelling) of a spam email.
Arrangement, (some) punctuation and poem title by TJ Shroat.

Beating Around the Bush
Never let dude-gun fall!
Make night a fever!
Your'll never sleep without a beaute! Because they appreciate hardness!
Make your hammering fantastic!
Screw her rabbit hole!
Keep your excitement on high level lustquencher bobsled!
Wish its was not so small?
Vulcanize the whoopee stick more!
Give your nob real power!
Power for nether rod!
Be proud of it!

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Accomplishments - August 2009

Crossed off from my Google To Do List. A whole bunch of nothing.

August 2009

  1. http://www.authentichappiness.sas.upenn.edu/testcenter.aspx
  2. Deep Eddy - social media
  3. Find a way for meaningful involvement with Austin
  4. http://www.quantifiedself.com/
  5. Focus A/C
  6. Give Hulu another chance
  7. Billy Squier
  8. Find photo of that happy dog

Non Sequiturs - August 2009

Antonyms

  1. The opposite of "emotional roller-coaster" is "moribund tilt-a-whirl".
  2. The opposite of "bittersweet Facebook announcement" is "celebratory subpoena ".
  3. The opposite of "stiff upper lip" is "fatty in a walking cast".
  4. The opposite of "handy around the house" is "prolific wordsmith".
  5. The opposite of "guesstimate" is "certainticorn". Neither word should be uttered by an assistant DA.
  6. The opposite of "civic duty" is "celebratory subpoena".

This Was Said©
Perfectly sensible sentences uttered by me, now stripped of all context.

  1. My uncle died of barbecue-lung after toiling for years in the pork mines.
  2. Richard Linklater's IMDb entry is the most comforting page to open Safari to. It's my iPhone homepage.
  3. In an efficient mood market, I'd be happy.
  4. Whenever someone says comedy is tragedy plus time, I think about the Hindenburg, and how funny it is to me.
  5. Denture cream commercials led me to believe old people spent all their time smoking cigarettes and eating blueberries.
  6. At this very moment, for no discernible reason, I feel really, really great. I give it another three minutes.
  7. "Why?" can be a troubling question to wonder about others here. So many people making puzzling choices.