Antonyms - February 2009

1. The opposite of "purpose" is "living in the now".
   
2. The opposite of "clown" is "scorpion".
   
3. The opposite of "zombie" is "erudite, intellectual toddler".
   
4. The opposite of David Bowie is Fess Parker.
   
5. The opposite of "zombie" is "Little League parent".
   
6. The opposite of "Lent" is "Burning Man".
7. The opposite of "zombie" is "flamboyant metrosexual".

Antonyms - January 2009

1. The opposite of "lady's man" is "twenty-sided die".
   
2. The opposite of Charles Manson is Mary Poppins.
   
3. The opposite of "writing exercise" is "constructive job search".
   
4. The opposite of "human misery" is "bacon and egg taco".
   
5. The opposite of "coat tree" is "subterranean galoshes vault".
   
6. The opposite of "American auto worker" is "Chinese gold farmer".
   
7. The opposite of "peppermint" is "vomit burp".
   
8. The opposite of "baby powder" is "wet dog".
   
9. The opposite of "anonymous love note" is "keyboard pubes".