Friday, May 26, 2006

Dealership Quotes of the Day - Week of 05/22/06

The dealership quote of the day will submitted with little or no context, and will not be daily.

This week, the Big 80s channel on Sirius Satellite is being played over the PA.

"See, that's why I say we should still have debtor's prisons."
--overheard during Danger Zone, by Kenny Loggins

Unsolicited, context-less statement from Itsbeginningtolookalotlikechristmas:
"Gosh, I can't believe that...Next year, I will be out of high school for 30 years."
--Somehow, this statement makes me want to kill myself.

--directed at me during Saved by Zero, by The Fixx (again)

Me: "I'll look it up. How do you spell the last name?"
Coworker: "Goddamn, I've know the man ten years and can't spell his name. Name's Guido. He's an Italian fella." (prononunced AYE-tal-yin)
--directed at me during Get Into the Groove, by Madonnna

"Woo-wee. Fancy urinal cakes. I feel like I'm at a movie theater (pronounced thee-ATE-er)."
--overheard during Stand or Fall, by The Fixx

"You got an irregular (prononunced ur-regular) heartbeat? Me too."
--overheard during Destination Unknown, by Missing Persons

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