Heartache and Longing

I parked next to the evening receptionist’s car yesterday. Her bumper stickers include:

1. Bush/Cheney 2004
2. Happiness Is A Republican President
3. My ♥ Belongs To A Trucker

On the passenger side seat, in plain view, was an open box of Tampax and a carton of Camel cigarettes. Oh, how I wish I could work up the nerve to ask her out on a date.