Original content on this blog?!? This will be an intermittent feature, hopefully ending almost as soon as it begins because of me getting a job. Hopefully.
A hipster in his late twenties is having a business meeting at the table adjacent to mine with a woman in her late sixties/early seventies. I can’t determine the nature of the business, though it appears the hipster is going to perform some sort of online marketing services for the woman. The woman is impeccably dressed and made up, the kind of woman who gets her hair “done”. The hipster is wearing a t-shirt embossed with this sentence: “I'm Getting Pretty Good At Masturbating”. Ah, professionalism. And somehow, I’m the one who’s unemployed.