- The opposite of "ACL Fest" is "Freaknik".
- The opposite of "39" is "21".
- The opposite of "What's that Lassie? Timmy fell down a well?" is "balloon hoax".
- The opposite of "impunity" is "my parents on Facebook".
- The opposite of "moral fiber" is "Montezuma's complete lack of restraint".
This Was Said©
Perfectly sensible sentences uttered by me, now stripped of all context.
- Ibuprofen is the cilantro of analgesics.
- You guys should hire me as Vice President of Creep Vibe.
- Charging $1.25 for something is so much classier than charging $1.00 or $.99.
- Ham is the loss leader of existence.
- And yet, I'm no happier than Australopithecus.
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