Non Sequiturs - April 2010

Antonyms

1. The opposite of "April Fool's Day" is "good old trusty Octobereen, who always tells the truth, except for that one time about your sister".
2. The opposite of "Warren Buffet" is "Warren Zevon".
3. The opposite of "vegan" is "my beloved Aranda's #3". Sigh.
4. The opposite of "having a sweet tooth" is "having a potato chip tooth".
5. The opposite of "ag exemption" is "virtual cyber-goat".

This Was Said©

Perfectly sensible sentences uttered by me, now stripped of all context.

1. She's got sort of a flapper look. She's also got a creepy robot vibe....Flapbot 5000.
2. It tasted like wet hippie and passive aggression.
3. Nothing is creepier than a sinewy adolescent triathlete.
4. Do you think Constance Wendell-Sheaths will be as sexy as the name implies?

Classic Grifts©
A public service to raise awareness of notable cons, flimflams, swindles, and cheats.

1. The Ol' Hey-We're-Playing-Tonight-Come-Check-Us-Out Flier
   
2. Shifty's Tautological Fugue State
3. Queasy-bait
4. San Diego Welcomes GriftCon '87
   
5. Nipsey Russell's Block of Shame