Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Non Sequiturs - June 2009

  1. The opposite of "home state pride" is "Creation Museum".
  2. The opposite of "epiphany" is "huh?".
  3. The opposite of "Eagle Scout" is "online, virtual whittler".
  4. The opposite of "comfort food" is "turmoil secretion".
  5. The opposite of "smelling a pretty girl's hair" is "drinking Mercurochrome".
  6. The opposite of "flax seed bars" are "alcoholic beef squeezins".
This Was Said©
Perfectly sensible sentences uttered by me, now stripped of all context.
  1. He's a big promoter of various putties.
  2. I'm not fond of those short dresses that make women look like shuttlecocks.
  3. That's gayer than a Tony Award.
  4. My last name is a delicious, verbal tapas.
  5. I need to figure out a way to incorporate maple syrup into my life more often.
  6. Also, I'm really good at listening to Player's "Baby Come Back" on YouTube, three times in a row.
  7. When's a blimp ever saved anyone?

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