Friday, July 31, 2009

Non Sequiturs - July 2009

  1. The opposite of "buying a Porsche" is "Twittering about rain".
  2. The opposite of "restraining order" is "inappropriate Facebook liking".
  3. The opposite of "Star Wars" is "Rickrolling".
  4. The opposite of "acting decisively" is "living a double modal life".
  5. The opposite of "perceived wisdom" is "Apollo denial".
  6. The opposite of "big fat bully" is "grammar nerd".
This Was Said©
Perfectly sensible sentences uttered by me, now stripped of all context.
  1. You're so dumb, you had your butt shown on the news.
  2. There aren't any dangers associated with undercooked pork. That's why it's called The Other Antibiotic.
  3. See? I should never have let my subscription to High Times lapse.
  4. Nothing is sadder than a pregnant waitress.
  5. You never meet an Indian Indian. I don't know anyone named Gupta Tallfeathers.
  6. We employ a lot of people nicknamed "Floop".
  7. He's rich enough to always have a guy carrying a tray in his house.
  8. Half the people here wish they were Japanese. The other half wish they were manga.

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