Each line was the title (with original spelling) of a spam email.
Arrangement, (some) punctuation and poem title by TJ Shroat.
Everything Has a Price
Hair coloring freaks!
And as she thus lamented, someone said to her:
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
But where the hell is he?
I searched that you asked me and found.
You wanted proof?
Then join our Bowling evening.