- The opposite of "victory riot" is "broken quarterback".
- The opposite of "Deep Eddy" is "chlorinated hobo".
- The opposite of "seething rage" is "seething insomnia".
- The opposite of "youth" is "painful, mystery thumb split".
This Was Said©
Perfectly sensible sentences uttered by me, now stripped of all context.
- I'm going to be a lot more aggressive with my words this year. Score or draw the foul.
- Mexican Breakfast. Not just my favorite breakfast. My favorite meal.
- Managing a baseball team is the dove hunting of coaching.
- I'm embarrassed, but it worries me that I'm not more embarrassed.
- I will go from zero to Chet on the next person that suggests I volunteer for Big Brothers Big Sisters.
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- The New, New Fagshoes Varney
- Wait, What? 2: The Huh-ing
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