Non Sequiturs - January 2010

Antonyms

1. The opposite of "victory riot" is "broken quarterback".
2. The opposite of "Deep Eddy" is "chlorinated hobo".
3. The opposite of "seething rage" is "seething insomnia".
4. The opposite of "youth" is "painful, mystery thumb split".

This Was Said©

Perfectly sensible sentences uttered by me, now stripped of all context.

1. I'm going to be a lot more aggressive with my words this year. Score or draw the foul.
2. Mexican Breakfast. Not just my favorite breakfast. My favorite meal.
3. Managing a baseball team is the dove hunting of coaching.
4. I'm embarrassed, but it worries me that I'm not more embarrassed.
5. I will go from zero to Chet on the next person that suggests I volunteer for Big Brothers Big Sisters.

Classic Grifts©
A public service to raise awareness of notable cons, flimflams, swindles, and cheats.

1. The New, New Fagshoes Varney
2. Wait, What? 2: The Huh-ing
3. Non-Dairy Yogurt-Eyes Only for You