Wizard People, Dear Reader is an unauthorized, alternate soundtrack of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, by former-Austinite Brad Neely. It's a brilliant piece of comedy, and all of it is available on YouTube, divided into 35 chapters.
My favorite sequence, at the 9:40 mark:
"He holds up the Snitch and bellows:
'I am a beautiful animal,And dear reader, at last, the world was quiet."
I am a destroyer of worlds,
I am Harry fucking Potter.'