- The opposite of "informed debate" is "bumper sticker."
- The opposite of "Bo and Luke Duke" are "Randolph and Mortimer Duke."
- The opposite of "loud drunk" is "shifty barista".
- The opposite of "pipsqueak" is "lankysqueak".
This Was Said©
Perfectly sensible sentences uttered by me, now stripped of all context.
- Yeah, I don't know, man...something about a Möbius strip.
- My life has become a Harry Chapin B-side.
- Well Luke, that's either a boy clown, or a girl clown with mannish features. I can't tell from here, and I'm not getting any closer.
- I love when people are pimps of the mundane.
- Did you see me? I was on the cover of this month's issue of Awkward Encounter Aficionado.
A public service to raise awareness of notable cons, flimflams, swindles, and cheats.
- Social Security Number Sha Boo Ya Roll Call
- Hollywood Rhombuses with Blink Martindale
- Zombie Dale Earnhardt and the NASCAR Step-Dads
- Three Wimps and an Average-Girl