- The opposite of "fruition" is "snow day".
- The opposite of "toothpaste and orange juice smoothie" is "used band-aid stew".
- The opposite of "eggnog" is "yolk-toasties".
- The opposite of "infamy" is "lesbian beard-approval".
This Was Said©
Perfectly sensible sentences uttered by me, now stripped of all context.
- I think it's time for me to grab the horns by the balls and REALLY get some stuff done in my life.
- Man, I wish that I could still live in Austin AND work at a pickle factory.
- He's got a bum emotional leg.
- If you do decide to display it, own it. Don't make it kitschy. Yeah, this is my effing lava lamp.
A public service to raise awareness of notable cons, flimflams, swindles, and cheats.
- The Pubescent Octogenarian
- Mötley Scrüebällz
- Lookie Loo with a Side of Minor Bruising
- What? Deez Nutz?