Post Apocalyptic Jobs I Can Do

1. Traveling Charlatan (with idiot assistant)
2. Maker of Awesome Mix Tapes for Gasoline Marauding in the Wasteland
3. Penis-sheath-wearing Shaman (while Alka-Seltzer stockpile lasts)
4. Bishop in the Fundamentalist Church of Steve Martin
5. Handmaiden Therapist
6. Star Wars Lore-keeper (original trilogy only)
7. Miniature Schnauzer Hounds-master
8. Dishwasher
9. Misanthropic Hermit (easiest transition from pre-apocalypse)
10. Mustache Rides (for 5 fresh rats)
11. Keeper of the Last Copy of In Rainbows
12. Royal Almond Taster (yep, that's still a job)
13. Shakespearean Fool to the Overlord of the Barrens
14. Mexican-Breakfast Forager
15. Bringer of Nose-Milk from Children

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